Just called Harold Camping. He said "April fools!" I said "dude it's May 21." he said "not according to my biblical math."
If I was Harold Camping I would put my clothes in a pile, leave a note saying only I was good enough to be taken and run with the millions of net assets in my church.
Don't worry Harold Camping... if you're wrong, it's not the end of the world.
Harold Camping also predicted the world would end in 1994.... Which only happened for hard-core Nirvana fans.
I think we should all pretend the#rapture is happening so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he'll be livid
Ease up on Harold Camping; everyone guesses wrong sometimes: There was one time that I picked the Cubs to win the World Series....
In Biblical times, false prophets got stoned to death. in 2011, Harold Camping gets made fun of on twitter.
The Bible says only God knows the date of the rapture. Maybe He has to keep changing the date because Harold Camping keeps giving it away.
Harold Camping is to Christianity as Charlie Sheen is to Hollywood #rapture
Wonder if Harold Camping is going to host Saturday Night Live tonight?
Just in: Harold Camping seen leaving Office Depot after buying new calculator.
After this 'rapture' thingy gets over with, I think Harold Camping should run for political office. He's got the #brokenpromisesthing down.
My prediction: Failed Rapture predictor Harold Camping will be on next season's Dancing with the Stars
And a letter for Harold Camping followers here.
Author: Tom Ferrio (with lots of help)
