The entire article can be read here. It includes other interesting tidbits, like the story of the woman who left the service station upset, before her car was lowered from the jack.
If the woman in our excerpt today lived in Charlestown I feel certain she would have voted against the new beach facilities. There is no truth in the rumor that her first name is Ann; Ann would have walked home to use her own facilities.
When you gotta go …
A 30-year-old Massachusetts woman was cited for urinating in the bushes near a McDonalds drive-thru in Middletown. The car she was in left McDonalds and continued to Portsmouth before officers tracked it down. When confronted, she admitted to using the bushes rather than the bathroom. She was issued a municipal citation for disorderly conduct-urinating on public property.
Excerpt republished with permission from South Kingston Patch.com