The silly season is upon us, and who better to help us get through it but Bill Maher. Here are some quotables from Friday night's episode of Real Time With Bill Maher:
Rick
Perry has dropped 20 points in the polls in one week. They say he's so
depressed about this, he hardly has the energy to execute anybody. —Bill Maher
An
election is a job interview, and if you hire a plumber who tells you he
can't fix your toilet but he'll pray for the water to recede, the 6
inches of sh*t in your bedroom is what you deserve. —Bill Maher
On Occupy Wall Street:
They
say "class warfare," but really, when it's only 0.3%, or 0.03%, who has
that huge amount of wealth, it's not a class, it's a club. —Bill Maher
On cutting EPA regulations:
The Republicans have one trick, which is to trick the working class into voting for tax cuts for the rich. And then they want to trick the breathing class into cutting protections for breathers. —Bill Maher
[Cutting
EPA regulations] are actually jobs bills. These relaxed standards are
going to cause 2500 additional cases of cancer every year. Each
diagnosed case of cancer is worth a quarter-million bucks to the medical
industry. —Thom Hartmann
And finally, unrelated to Bill Maher, but I can't decide if this YouTube video makes me want to vote for or against Herman Cain. You be the judge:
