…and you could win a piece of the million-dollar prize
By Will Collette
Leave it to Charlestown Town Council member Lisa DiBello and her big brother and mentor Mark Anthony DiBello to come up with some interesting schemes.
This one is bigger than the Price Is Right fund-raising video, bigger than Mark Anthony DiBello’s admittedly fake AIDS collection box. And I did not make any of this up.
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| Lisa DiBello, inspiring |
This is a chance for YOU, all of you, to invest in an idea brother Mark credits to little sister La-La (Lisa), Invest in producing a video that the DiBello Family – in addition to La-La, the inspiration, and Mark Anthony, the mastermind, there’s Anthony Francis and Joseph M., as well - have entered in a Superbowl TV commercial competition..
You can buy a piece of this project, which currently consists of a jaw-dropping bogus commercial the DiBellos have entered in a Doritos competition. The winner, to be announced on January 4, wins a million bucks and the chance to produce more commercial.
Here is Mark Anthony DiBello’s pitch for investors and, I swear, this is beyond my ability to make up:
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| Mark Anthony DiBello wants you to invest |
Click on this link to see the actual commercial:
As Mark Anthony DiBello says in his Facebook solicitation, he plans to franchise the character. I presume he means the little dog they drop down a chute. They may need to get several dogs, since this kind of schtick may lead to a shortened canine life span.
I’m sure the DiBello family can provide you with a prospectus before you actually invest money in this project. No doubt they comply with SEC regulations as well as Lisa DiBello complies with ethics rules, state corporations law and federal non-profit regulations.
Unless Mark Anthony DiBello’s OTHER inspiration, besides Lisa, is “The Producers.” Let's all sing together, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany......"