Friday, February 3, 2012

No groundhog shadow = short Planning Commission meeting


That, plus the fact that Town Planner Ashley Hahn Morris runs a tighter meeting than Planning Commission Chair Ruth Platner.

By Linda Felaco

If it weren’t for the Ranallis, the Groundhog Day meeting of the Planning Commission might have been as short as the January 23 Citizens Forum. Though they still managed to get out of there in less time than they spent masticating the Rehill subdivision last week.


First, the planning commissioners pronounced themselves satisfied with their Subdivision/Land Development Regulations & Zoning Ordinance Re-Write. Indeed, some members confessed that they couldn’t tell the difference between the latest version and the last go-round. Next!

Low and Moderate Income Housing – Program Analysis, according to Platner, was “just on there in case we wanted to talk about it.” And for the most part, they didn’t. Ashley informed the commissioners that she’s sent out an RFP for someone to gather up the data they’re seeking, and they all seemed satisfied that they were on the right course. Next!

The planning commissioners are still in a state of high anxiety over the dreaded H-5554 and S-533, which never went anywhere in last year’s General Assembly and haven’t even been submitted in the current session, and have written a memo to the Town Council expressing their alarm. They’re all convinced, despite the complete lack of evidence from an extensive network of ears to the ground explicitly listening for said evidence, that these vile pieces of legislation that aim to destroy life as we know it will not only be resuscitated this year but will actually be passed.

Ruth insists that the fact that she keeps getting alerts about the bills from the Audubon Society means that they are demons yet to be slain. Although strangely enough, when I visited the Audubon Society’s web site, I wasn’t able to find any mention of these dire threats—even among their listing of bills of interest from last year’s legislative session. The commissioners are losing sleep over the thought that the bills might be submitted after the February Town Council meeting and somehow speed their way to passage before the council meets again in March to express its displeasure with them. So they decided to draft a letter to have at the ready to send to our statehouse delegation the instant said bills are submitted. Assuming they ever are. Whew, glad that’s settled.

Last but not least, the request from the Ranallis to change the zoning on their property at 2183 Matunuck Schoolhouse Road from C-1 to residential because they’re no longer using it commercially. The planning commissioners showed some commendable consistency on this score by being as reluctant to change the zoning for the Ranallis as they were for Ted Veazey last year. Though to their credit, they were also unwilling to tell the Ranallis they couldn’t live in their house anymore and spent the bulk of the meeting trying to come up with a compromise solution that would allow them to continue doing what they were doing without changing the zoning.

First came a discussion of the scheduling of the various hearings that would need to be held on the matter of the zoning change. It was suggested that a joint Planning Commission–Town Council public hearing be held the way it was done last year for the requested zoning change for the YMCA camp. Ashley didn’t seem to think that had worked as well as others thought it had. Ruth felt that it was important to make it clear to the public that they needed to attend both hearings because the Town Council wouldn’t know what had been said at the Planning Commission hearing.

Which seemed strange to me. To the best of my knowledge, the Town Council isn’t barred from attending Planning Commission meetings, and anyway, through the magic of Clerkbase, they could always watch the hearing from the comfort of their own homes. So it seems to me if the Town Council isn’t getting the public input from the Planning Commission hearings, it’s because they don’t want to. In which case it’s pretty much pointless for a member of the public to speak at the council meeting either.

But I digress.
Commercial property?

The Ranallis’ story is actually pretty complicated. The zoning change request was triggered by a complaint to Building Official Joe Warner regarding the fact that the Ranallis were now using the part of their home that had formerly been rented out by the Charlestown Gallery as living space. In the meantime, they had obtained permits to renovate their garage to create an art studio only to be told that the permits had been issued in error and that they couldn’t use the space for their intended purpose, namely, as a space where they could pursue their hobby of painting, because it constituted an expansion of the residential portion of the premises beyond what’s allowed in C-1 zoning.

In a rare triumph of common sense, the planning commissioners pronounced themselves unwilling to penalize the Ranallis for the town’s error in issuing the building permits and were focused on crafting a win-win solution. Ruth discussed the various activities allowed by both uses, commercial and residential, and felt that there was enough wiggle room that the Ranallis should be able to get some sort of special use permit that would obviate the need for a zoning change. The suggestion was made that perhaps the studio space in the garage could be classified as commercial if the Ranallis were to, say, offer it for rent to art teachers to teach classes in. Ashley agreed to speak to Joe Warner further to find out what the possibilities were. So for now, at least, it looks like the sacrosanct Comprehensive Plan will be safe from this particular assault.