Planning Commission Review - it won't hurt a bit |
Ruth Platner’s
big play
By Will Collette
Most Charlestown property
owners would be very surprised if they knew the extent to which town government
controls the uses of their property already. Sometimes, the only time people
find out is when they decide they want to do something with their property,
need a building permit, and find themselves ensnared in Charlestown ’s extensive regulations.
But the
Planning Commission, unintentionally, has just made it easier for everyone to
see the extent to which town regulations reach into property owners’ lives,
through an ordinance that will dramatically consolidate and expand their power.
In Part 1
of this series, I discussed proposed
Ordinance 349 – coming up for a public hearing and likely Council vote on
June 11 – and what it will do to businesses in Charlestown’s the "Historic
Village District" – as well as homes (since the section on residential
review is “reserved,” and will probably be filled in later.
In this
article, we’ll take a look at how proposed
Ordinance 349 affects the rest of town.
"Sheath thy brazen brick!" |
This
second half of the ordinance doesn’t apply only
to businesses, but if you read down, it could also be applied to many
homeowners across Charlestown
as well.
On May
14, Planning Commissar Ruth Platner told the Town Council this proposed
ordinance really does no more than tidy up the town's code of ordinances.
She
paints this power grab as simply tidying up a messy town code of ordinances by
conveniently putting all these matters under the
jurisdiction of the Planning Commission. That is, under her.
The key
factor is the Planning Commission’s move to use proposed
Ordinance 349 to place virtually any and every “non-residential activity”
(without a definition of what an “activity” is, not to mention that some
residential properties will likely be swept up in this ordinance, too) directly
under the Planning Commission’s inquisitorial control.
As we
discuss the level of minute detail that Planning would then examine microscopically,
you’ll understand how dangerous proposed
Ordinance 349 actually is.
Let's
look at some of the things that are in the second half of Ordinance #349
The level
of minutia in this section is amazing. Roofs may not be flat or shallow slanted
but must be “compatible with the character of the Town including
gambrel, gable and hipped roofs commonly found in New
England .”
I think
this provision was included to make sure that never
again will Ruth Platner be thwarted in her campaign against brick as she was when the Zoning Board
overruled her refusal to approve the Cross Mills Fire Station.
This
provision would also make it clear that she and her planning compaƱeros can
make property owners look through Joann
Stolle’s books of shingle samples before
they decide what color to make their roofs.
Under the
draft ordinance, Planning would dictate that all vents, gutters, downspouts,
electrical conduits must be painted to match adjacent surfaces. And I’m sure
they have books of paint samples, too.
These are
just a few of the many standards the Planning Commission would enforce under proposed
Ordinance 349.
No
certificate of Occupancy can be
issued without conformity to the standards set out in this draft ordinance.
The
Planning Commission has already been accused – and rightly so – for being Charlestown ’s second
legislative body.
Arguably,
they are Charlestown ’s
primary legislative body since the
Town Council members rarely seem to understand what Planning Commissar Ruth
Platner puts before them. Usually, the CCA-controlled Town
Council majority (Boss Tom Gentz ,
Deputy Dan Slattery and their ally Lisa DiBello )
just pass the ordinance.
If proposed
Ordinance 349 is enacted, the Planning Commission will become Charlestown ’s premier regulatory body as well, enforcing the
standards they have consolidated under their jurisdiction on property owners across
the town.
One
reader likened dealing with the Planning Commission with having your
fingernails pulled out. Proposed
Ordinance 349 is one Helluva set of pliers.
If you
look at the Planning Commission’s agendas and meeting minutes, you’ll see the
same projects come before them month after month after month.
If you
listen to the Planning Commission discussion on Clerkbase, you would be amazed
at the level of detail the Planning Commissions cover as the property owner
dangles in the breeze.
If every
“non-residential activity” that requires a building permit is going to have to
go before this Planning Commission, I think the Charlestown suicide rate is
going to go up exponentially.
Businesses
will not only see their plans stalled, they will have to spend small fortunes
on lawyers and experts to try to reason with the unreasonable. Their projects
run so far behind that it not just kills the project, but also kills the
business by running up costs to engage in an exercise in futility. Then
Planning is “shocked, shocked” when frustrated developers start coming forward
with hostile and nasty projects – like wind turbines, mega-developments and the
like.
The
Planning Commission’s greatest talent is their use of the Power to Obstruct. They don’t generally try to kill projects
outright – they just hack it to death slowly, like the Death of a Thousand
Cuts.
The only
way any business will be able to go forward with a project is to simply
surrender to the Planning Commissioners impeccable taste. If you don’t believe
me, ask any firefighter who works out of the Cross Mills Fire Station.
Homeowners
may think this ordinance only applies to “non-residential” properties – i.e.
businesses. But that’s not entirely clear.
What
about the effect of the "any
building permit" for nonresidential "activities" language? Would residential properties
be required to submit to Development Plan Review if the homeowner
wants to add on a permitted accessory use that is nonresidential (e.g. home
office, bed and breakfast, agricultural, etc.)?
Completely
missing in this ordinance – and absent in the Planning Commission’s discussion
of it – was any kind of economic impact analysis. Such as, how
will the Planning Commission’s sweeping changes affect local businesses?
Naturally,
the Planning Commission didn’t bother asking the Economic Improvement
Commission for its opinion.
If you
pay any attention at all to the Planning Commission’s proceedings, you will understand
that they really don’t care about
the impact of their decisions. Hey, if you don’t like the way they operate,
then go turn your property into open space.
Any
non-residential property owner who needs a building permit will undergo Ruth
Platner’s Spanish Inquisition. Until those owners agree to wear pilgrim hats
and knee britches, and to make their buildings look like movie sets for “The
Scarlet Letter,” no building permit for you.
Read the ordinance. Then decide. Then take a stand.
The public hearing for Ordinance #349 is June 11 at the Town Council meeting.