A
Charlestown Citizens Christmas
By
Charlie Town-Dickens
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
On the second day of Christmas the
CCA gave to us
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
On the third day of Christmas the
CCA gave to us
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum
Silver Plus
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two
tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Eleven eggshell excuses
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus
Twelve composting toilets
Eleven eggshell excuses
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued
Centrum Silver Plus