Monday, December 24, 2012

Making 12 days seem like 12 years

A Charlestown Citizens Christmas
By Charlie Town-Dickens

On the first day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the second day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the third day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the fourth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the fifth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the six day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the seventh day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the eighth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the ninth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the tenth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys                                                                         
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the eleventh day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Eleven eggshell excuses
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus

On the twelfth day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Twelve composting toilets
Eleven eggshell excuses
Ten tribal trashings
Nine nothing doings
Eight empty promises
Seven shady deals
Six sneaky motions
Five fake emails
Four phony phone calls
Three broken records
Two tired turkeys
One secret PAC
And a pallet of discontinued Centrum Silver Plus
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