Dear Paula,
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| Watching for Santa |
I have to keep this brief as I just found out that the
Charlestown Planning Commission is seeking an FAA restraining order banning me
–well, actually anyone except bats, birds, and waterfowl - from entering the
air space above town.
Just got a fax from George asking for a cash advance on the
Affordable Log Home Kits business so he can enter into a partnership with a
couple of friends to purchase said air space as “open space.” That must explain
the restraining order. That’s a relief, thought it was the other thing with the
reindeer “effluent…”
Listen, I know you asked me to forego the gifting gig since
the CCA handed you the Vice-President’s chair six weeks early, but I ran across
a pair of items that I know you will find helpful. Make sure you at least try
them out. Greg Avedesian ignored my advice and lived to regret it.
Sorry about the impersonal delivery system with the links,
but it’s gotten to the point in your town where it’s best not to leave a trace
of anything: finger prints, foot prints, ATM transactions, etc.
So enjoy the season. Everything is pre-paid. Just do the
“One Click Ordering” thing and enter special code “Magi.” (Be careful while
keyboarding lest you enter the code “Mageau” and serve yourself a summons to
small claims court.)
