Bikini Man, Biological Weapon
Bikini-Clad Man Arrested in NK
It’s a story every guy can relate to: your favorite bikini is dirty and you have nothing to wear except a
girls size 10 bikini that you just happen to have in your possession. Ok, maybe not every guy,
but at least one man from North Kingstown had this problem last week.
The 54-year-old man was arrested after reportedly yelling,
cursing and flipping off neighbors. One neighbor caught the act on tape as the
man allegedly trespassed on his property. The neighbor told the man he was
calling police, prompting the suspect to say his cat knew more than local law
enforcement.
After police took the man into custody, the man took his shirt off … then removed a bikini top from his pants and tied it around the cell bars.
After taking off his pants and socks, officers learned that the man was wearing a girls size 10 fluorescent bikini bottom as well. He reportedly told officers that his favorite bikini ensemble was soiled so he had to make do with this one.
Police once again left him in the cellblock, but returned after
they reportedy heard him laughing to himself, growling at the cell bars,
calling the light a liar and banging his head against the wall. He was brought
to the hospital for treatment and a mental evaluation.
Not a Fan of Pedestrians
One Woonsocket man seemed to have an issue grasping the concept
of “right of way” and “pedestrians in crosswalks” prior to his arrest last
week. The 20-year-old man allegedly let out some road rage after the driver in front of him let two women
across the crosswalk and began honking his horn at the man.
When several youths entered the crosswalk and the other driver
allowed them to cross, too, the man allegedly began honking, flipping off the
other driver and swearing. The two men got out of their cars, at which point
the road raging driver whipped a pipe out of his car and allegedly hit the man
on the head. He was charged with felony assault.
One Man, One DUI Charges and an Unknown Amount
of Tacos.
Never get in the way of a drunk person’s quest for fast food.
Middletown police had a difficult time trying to arrest a 22-year-old man on charges of drunken
driving. Police followed the
man down West Main Road as he swerved, then abruptly turned into Taco Bell and
allegedly began urinating in the parking lot.
Police were ready to make an arrest, but then the man pulled up to the drive-thru to order some chow. When an officer told him to pull forward, the man allegedly refused and continued ordering his late-night noms. Eventually, the man pulled forward and was arrested after failing his field sobriety test. It is unknown at this time whether or not he ever got his tacos.
Police were ready to make an arrest, but then the man pulled up to the drive-thru to order some chow. When an officer told him to pull forward, the man allegedly refused and continued ordering his late-night noms. Eventually, the man pulled forward and was arrested after failing his field sobriety test. It is unknown at this time whether or not he ever got his tacos.
Respect for the Deceased
Johnston Police charged a 51-year-old man with disorderly conduct and simple assault for allegedly throwing an urn containing
a deceased relative’s ashes during an argument with his girlfriend on
Friday. He was arraigned before a bail commissioner and released on
personal recognizance. A no-contact order was issued. He is due to
reappear in court on May 1.
