Raging Mad
Hulk Smash?
Getting arrested can be an incredibly angering experience for
some. For one New Jersey man, the rage that followed his arrest could be described as…Hulk-ish? Smithfield police arrested a 21-year-old man
on DUI charges after he had allegedly crashed his car into a tree.
At the police station, the man took a Breathalyzer test, then
allegedly stood up from his chair, walked over to the sink and tore it from the
wall, breaking the pipes attaching it. Police were able to subdue the man/Hulk
impersonator with a Taser.
When Your Alibi Needs an Alibi
This week’s best fake alibi goes to a Providence man accused of
robbery. When police caught up to the man who allegedly stole $341 from
Kattan’s Market in Cranston, he told them he couldn’t possibly be the robber.
Why? Well, because he had allegedly “engaged in homosexual sex
and had just been dropped off” near his home. That story may have explained why
the man was sweating so much, but didn’t explain why he allegedly had $341 in
his pockets.
Also, it didn’t help his case that he tried to run away from
police during questioning, according to reports. The clerk at the market
reportedly positively identified the 33-year-old man as the robber, resulting
in a first-degree robbery charge.
Best Weapon to Protect Your Heroin Business?
It’s a good thing no one tried to steal from this reported
heroin dealer in Portsmouth, especially after what police found in her home
this week.
According to reports, officers had been monitoring the
60-year-old woman’s home for several months after an informant told them she
was dealing heroin.
Sure enough, when police conducted a search of the home, they
allegedly found small packages of heroin, $2,000 of cash, marijuana and several
weapons – including an AK-47. (Maybe someone’s been watching too much Quentin Tarantino?)
She reportedly did not possess permits for any of the weapons
and now faces multiple drug charges.
Least Likely to Befriend a Police Officer
One Rocky Hill School student isn’t making any friends with his
local police department after he was arrested on DUI charges this week.
Though police allegedly found open containers of vodka, beer and wine in his car and the teen seemed under the influence, the student seemed pretty confident he’d come out of the incident unscathed, telling police, “We will see what happens when this goes to court. I’ll get off.”
Though police allegedly found open containers of vodka, beer and wine in his car and the teen seemed under the influence, the student seemed pretty confident he’d come out of the incident unscathed, telling police, “We will see what happens when this goes to court. I’ll get off.”
He refused to take a field sobriety test and continued to
converse with officers, even asking one police officer, “How mad does it make you feel that you have to make $15,000 a year for
the rest of your life?” Additionally, the teen reportedly told officers that he
had been arrested several times prior and knew “how this works.”