Not so fast, Mr. Blunt
If you look up
“hangry” in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of this guy. A 30-year-old
Middletown man with an insatiable hankering for fast food took his fury
out on a window at Burger King due to the restaurant’s reportedly slow service.
How slow are we
talking here? We probably couldn’t put it more eloquently than the arrestee who
told officers, “I could probably roll six blunts and smoke them faster than
they could make food.”
The man was allegedly so enraged by the service that he kicked out a window pane on the front door of the restaurant, shattering it.
The man was allegedly so enraged by the service that he kicked out a window pane on the front door of the restaurant, shattering it.
From Storm Watcher to Cell Dweller
Can’t a man watch some
crazy thunderstorms without landing himself in a cell at the local police
department? Well, actually yes
... just as long as said man doesn’t try to watch the weather event from atop a
school.
Police in Woonsocket
received a call of a man on top of a local middle school. Though the
19-year-old man was wearing camouflage pants, police were able to spot him
quickly. According to reports, he admitted to being on the roof to “watch the
storm come in.” He was charged with trespassing.
Man Uses ‘Relic’ in Assault
One man seems to have
found a new use for a rather obsolete relic. According to reports from the East
Greenwich Police Department, a 47-year-old man assaulted a woman by throwing water
on her, kicking her, slapping her, hitting her and throwing a phonebook at her.
(For our younger
readers, a phonebook is a large book that was used in medieval times to find
phone numbers, addresses and services. It is now commonly used as a
paperweight, doorstop, booster seats for the vertically challenged, etc.)
The woman was taken to
the hospital for her injuries while the man found himself in handcuffs, facing
charges of domestic assault and domestic disorderly conduct.