Some of this stuff could really happen. Seriously.
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It’s time once again for Progressive Charlestown’s annual
forecast of things to come. Though we try our best to come up with accurate
predictions, an objective review of the record shows that we haven’t done all
that well.
For example, of our 31
predictions for 2013, only a few actually happened. Like, for instance, the
town did hire as new Town
Administrator a Furby programed to say “Yes, Tom, whatever you want.”
Peter Herstein (CCA Party) did get appointed to the Planning Commission, but no, a bald eagle did not carry him off before he could be sworn in.
Peter Herstein (CCA Party) did get appointed to the Planning Commission, but no, a bald eagle did not carry him off before he could be sworn in.
CCA Town Councilor George Tremblay did not get the Nobel Prize for Economics. No, Councilor
Lisa DiBello did not settle her
lawsuit and is still suing
Charlestown in the hope of a $1.5 million settlement. First term Planning
Commissioner Connie Baker did not
get the Planning Commission to shorten meetings or extend breaks to accommodate her sleep schedule.
Charlestown’s Comprehensive Plan is still not done so our prediction that they would get it done but
then not let anyone else see it hasn’t happened. Yet. Charlestown did not secede from the rest of Rhode
Island. Charlestown voting rights are still
not apportioned according to the value of the property you own (yet).
So our 2013 predictions really sucked, although we did way better than Rev.
Harold Camping. That doesn’t mean that we’re going to quit trying. With a
spirit of optimism, we predict that in 2014….