Making 12 days seem
like 12 years
By Charleston Dickens
On the Seventh Day of Christmas the CCA gave to us...
Seven Shrubbery Schleppers
Six Simplistic Sophists
Five Finagled Filings
Four Phony Phone calls
Three Loopy Lawsuits
Two Amateurs Appointed
And a Partridge on the Anonymous Abutters Bus
