Making 12 days seem like 12 years
By Charleston Dickens
On the Twelfth
Day of Christmas the CCA gave to us
Eleven
Evasive Excuses
Ten Tricky Transfers
Nine Nagging Nitpicks
Eight Empty
Essays
Seven Shrubbery Schleppers
Six Simplistic Sophists
Five Finagled Filings
Four Phony Phone calls
Three Loopy
Lawsuits
Two Amateurs
Appointed
And
a Partridge on the Anonymous Abutters Bus