Making 12 days seem like 12 years
By Charleston Dickens
On the Eighth Day of Christmas the CCA
gave to us...
Eight Empty Essays
Seven
Shrubbery Schleppers
Six
Simplistic Sophists
Five
Finagled Filings
Four
Phony Phone calls
Three Loopy Lawsuits
Two Amateurs Appointed
And a Partridge on the Anonymous Abutters Bus
