By Will Collette
Apologies
to Charlestown Tapas fans…between the Financial Referendum and other writings,
Tapas have been piling up in the kitchen. I’m going to serve up the tastiest
and most perishable ones now with more to come.
Special
Election in South Kingstown
On
Tuesday, voters in South Kingstown and Narragansett will pick the replacement
to District 33 state Rep. Donald Lally (D) whose abrupt and mysterious
resignation created the open seat. I have to believe the front-runner is the
winner of the Democratic primary Carol Hagen McEntee. She faces Republican
Robert Trager and two independents who are actually registered Democrats –
Elizabeth Candas and James McKnight. Click here to read the profiles on the four
candidates.
Hartford
strikes out in Portsmouth
Former Westerly
Town Manager Steve Hartford is now damaged goods after
revelations by Westerly Sun investigative reporter Dale Faulkner showed how
Hartford carries a large share of the blame for the town’s political scandals
and in particular, the Copar Quarry problem. So when the Sun noted that he was
a finalist in the competition to become Portsmouth’s Town Administrator, it
seemed as if Portsmouth wasn’t doing much due diligence. I made sure that our
sister blog in Portsmouth, Hard Deadlines, had the
benefit of Dale’s reporting.
I
don’t know how much that information made in Portsmouth’s decision to pass over
Hartford to instead hire former NATO
chief operations officer Richard Rainier as their new Town Administrator.
Rhode
Island’s rural roads suck
As
Charlestown debates whether to give the state DOT the green light to install rumble strips
along Route One,
we are confronted with the sad fact that in addition to having terrible
bridges, Rhode Island also has the nation’s second worse rural roads, behind
Michigan.
A
big, belated batch of congratulations….
Charlestown Police Officer Scott
Campbell
for saving the life
of an unidentified man who overdosed on heroin on May 30.
Officer Campbell was carrying the antidote drug Narcan and knew how to use it.
Its timely administration stabilized the guy who OD’d so he could be
transported to South County Hospital. CPD was one of the first police
departments in Rhode Island to equip and train officers in the use of Narcan.
Vicky Hilton, Jay Primiano and
the Charlestown Parks and Recreation Department were honored by their
peers in the RI Parks and Recreation Association for running the best program
in the state.
That may be part of why the CCA Party purged Jay and dumped all his duties on
Vicky in their push to make sure that Charlestown’s drops to the bottom of the
rankings for recreation.
Loren Spears (Tomaquag Museum website) |
Janice Falcone whose historic
General Stanton Inn celebrates the
50th anniversary of their popular summer flea market. While some
Charlestown Citizens Alliance (CCA Party) think the flea market is an eyesore,
most of us think it’s a nice way to draw people to visit Charlestown. A little
fun, a bargain or two and some untrammeled free market capitalism ought to be
something the CCA could celebrate, but I guess they got stuck on the fun part.
It’s that humorous
dyscognition
problem again. Anyway, I salute Janice for this and for keeping the
historically vital General Stanton Inn alive.
Charlestown’s
Loren Spears joins our friend, champion
skater, Michelle Kwan, as a new appointee to the Rhode
Island State Council on the Arts. Loren is the director of the Tomaquag Museum, currently in
Exeter but hopefully moving to great new digs
in Westerly.
Charlestown as tourist
destination
gets congrats for lavish praise in the Boston Globe. Globe reporter Paul
Kandarian wrote a glowing review of Charlestown’s attractions that might
actually draw even more people to town this summer. While I don’t agree with
all his picks for things to do and places to eat, he does generally get the
picture that Charlestown is a really nice place. And tourists don’t have to be
exposed to our toxic politics.
Carolina as a day-tripper’s
delight was
the theme of a big article with lots of interesting historical detail that ran in the New
London Day.
Quite a nice tribute to one of Charlestown’s undiscovered treasures.
Washington Trust collected 4.8 tons of peanut
butter
in its 15th annual drive on behalf of local food programs. It’s a
smart move to focus on peanut butter, a stable, non-perishable, high-protein
food that most families – except those with food allergies – love. This latest
total increases Washington Trust’s tally of peanut butter collected to 230,000
pounds since they started doing it in 2001.
Speaking of the CCA….
In
the run-up to the June 1 Charlestown Financial Referendum, the Charlestown
Citizens Alliance (CCA Party) pulled out all the stops to promote its open
space ambitions by asserting their theory that families with children are parasites and that open space acquisition is the best pesticide for these
vermin. These articles were all over the official CCA Party website, though some have been taken down.
The CCA reasons that any unoccupied land not protected as open space
will automatically become housing developments for families, that those
families will have children, that those children will go to Chariho and will
forever be a burden on taxpayers.
Not only is that theory total bullshit (and
there’s a new study out that we will cover more extensively that nails them for it), but it also
betrays a sick bias. I noted that if you look on the CCA website, you’ll rarely
see children depicted, except as parasites. Apparently, website editor Ruth
Platner has decided to change that by quickly coming up with this item:
I
doubt the CCA would list this if they hadn’t been called out.
Charlestown Crime and punishment
Our village is missing two idiots. According
to the Attleboro Sun Chronicle, “Ian W. Woodbine, 21, and Alexander M. Rastelli, 22, both of
Charlestown, R.I., were arrested after firefighters got them down from the roof
of 141 South Main St. around 2:30 a.m.” The pair told Attleboro people they
were up on the roof looking for a friend. Right. Charges of disturbing the
peace were dismissed when the pair agreed to perform community service.
More on the tomb
stone theft. This follows up on the
shocking story of Charlestown’s Kevin Maynard who allegedly stole hundreds of
tombstones from the Veterans Cemetery in Exeter. These were tombstones that had
been taken down and replaced, either for new wording or because they were
damaged. They were supposed to be respectfully disposed of, but allegedly
Maynard thought it was a good idea to use them for building materials around
his property.
Channel
12 investigative reporters revealed that Maynard
gave the State Police an affidavit where he “admitted that he removed
gravestones” from the cemetery and he told investigators “he knew gravestones
marked for destruction were to be taken to a facility that would crush them….”
Post Office Check
bust. Another crime
story in the news recently has a Charlestown connection. The arrest of four Rhode Island residents who
worked at the central Post Office in Providence for stealing federal benefits
checks worth $1.6 million was sparked by a complaint from an unnamed
Charlestown federal retiree who complained that he never received $10,450 in
retirement checks. Those checks were traced one of the defendants in the case
who had deposited the checks into an account with a similar name.
I wonder who that retiree was and what name was on the
alleged perpetrator’s account. Splattery? Schmattery? Shattery? Anyone?
Business Buzz
Local
Walrus and Carpenter Oysters will
hold its 3rd
annual farm dinner series featuring six
renowned Rhode Island chefs. These dinners will be held around the state to
promote locally raised oysters and aquaculture. There won’t be one of these
dinners in Charlestown since, as our readers know, the CCA Party hates
aquaculture even though it is good for the health of our salt ponds in addition
to creating jobs. But the interests of CCA Aqua-NIMBY supporters who hate the
sight of shell-fishing in the ponds when they’re sipping martinis on their
waterfront verandas tops that of pond ecology and the local economy.
Narragansett and
Del’s come up with another special summertime brew after last summer’s
successful lemonade-beer shandy. This summer they plan to mix Narragansett with
black cherry for a Black
Cherry Shandy. Lots of luck with that.
Rep Justin Price (R), contender for dumbest member of the RI House of Representatives |
Nexamp celebrated the start of
operations of their 500 kilo-watt solar energy array on two acres of leased land Stilson Road in Richmond. Twenty
construction jobs were created to build the array. Two peculiar characters were
invited guests at the celebration – state Senator Elaine Morgan (R) who
represents the northern half of Charlestown in addition to Richmond, Hopkinton
and Exeter and state Rep. Justin Price (R-Wingnut). Both Morgan and Price are
climate change deniers, but Price is stridently so.
Even though he told
the Westerly Sun “I think it’s a great idea….It’s really a
testament to what humans can do when they put their minds to it. A solar array
like this — it’s going to be very positive for the Town of Richmond,” Price was apparently talking outside both sides of his
mouth. EcoRI
recently identified him as the only state
Representative to vote against a bill to study the economic impacts of flooding
caused by sea-level rise because, as EcoRI reported, he is a climate change denier.
Price
defeated Rep. Larry Valencia (D), a thoughtful legislator and a strong
environmentalist, in last November’s election.
Speaking of Sen. Elaine Morgan….
She
was one of the five-member Republican Senate Caucus who promised to release the
bank statements for their campaign accounts. This was in response to recent
State House scandals involving the misuse of campaign money. However, despite
her promise, Morgan
was the only member of the Caucus who failed to cough up the statements. So much for promises of transparency.
We have a lot of goldfish as readers
I’m
going to stop adding more news items to this edition of Charlestown Tapas
because, according to a recent
study by Microsoft, the internet
combined with the use of personal electronic devices has reduced the attention
span for most people to the point where it is less than goldfish.
I’m
not making this up.
That
means we can hold your attention for roughly eight seconds while your average
goldfish can stay focused for up to nine seconds. So either we shorten our
material or get more goldfish as readers.
Incidentally,
since the Microsoft report is 54 pages, I didn’t have the patience to read it
so I wrote this piece using one of the many news articles on that report.
The
final item is the next one on jobs, since people needing work often have better
attention spans.
Jobs
Most of the jobs listed come from Rhode
Island Community, a service of Brown University’s Swearer Center for Public
Service. To get on their daily e-mail list for public sector and non-profit
jobs, click here. Click on the
highlighted links to get more information about each position.
- Wood River Health Services is looking for a Dental Assistant
- Historic New England is looking for a summer Camp Counselor at Casey Farm in Saunderstown
- The Jonnycake Center of Peace Dale is looking for a Client Service Assistant
- YMCA of Greater Providence is looking for a summer Assistant Camp Director and a Camp Specialist in Archery in Peacedale
- YMCA of Greater Providence is also looking for a Welcome Center Navigator in North Kingstown
- Camp Fuller-YMCA in Wakefield is looking for a summer Kitchen Manager as well as a Food Service Technician.
- Get training in the maritime construction trades through a pre-apprenticeship program at RI Marine Trades Association
- The Maritime Gallery at Mystic Seaport is looking for a Director.
- The Mystic Arts Center is looking for an Executive Director.