More suggestions from Bill from Portland, Maine:
Modern-day
Things To Do with a Confederate Flag
Burn
it
Shred it
Bury it
Shred it
Bury it
Use
it as toilet paper
Or a cleaning rag
Or a snot rag
Or a cleaning rag
Or a snot rag
Sop
up cat barf
Or dog barf
Or, really, any kind of barf
Or dog barf
Or, really, any kind of barf
Make
it a puppy training pad
Or a single-use disposable cloth diaper
Or a Birdcage liner
Or a single-use disposable cloth diaper
Or a Birdcage liner
Use
it as a prop in a permanently-disappearing Confederate flag magic act.
Make
it an exhibit in a "disgusting chapter in American history" museum
wing
Unravel
each strand and stitch them back together to form a real American flag.
Paint
it white as a reminder of what happened to the original slavery-loving
confederate flag wavers.
