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Supreme Court’s affirmation of the right to marry and its rainbow-striped
afterglow unleashed conservative tantrums.
Rainbows illuminated the White House, the Empire State Building,
and other landmarks after the Supreme Court affirmed the right to marry from
sea to shining sea. As most Americans basked in this milestone’s afterglow,
conservative leaders stomped their feet, disparaged the nation’s most
influential court, and howled.
“I will not acquiesce to an imperial court any more than our
founders acquiesced to an imperial British monarch,” thundered Mike Huckabee.
“We must resist and reject judicial tyranny, not retreat.”
The former Arkansas governor wasn’t the only Republican running for president who responded to recent
rulings like a tantrum-prone toddler.
Ted Cruz, who questioned the court’s “fundamental legitimacy,”
wants to subject its justices to periodic national elections. In the meantime,
he told Texas clerks, they ought to feel free to deny marriage licenses.
Cruz isn’t likely to get his way with Supreme Court elections.
Even if he did, what makes him think the American people would elect justices
who oppose same-sex marriage? Polls show that two-thirds of us support this freedom, so doubling down
on the wrong side of history would hardly help.
The GOP hopefuls echoed the sore-loser spirit captured in
Justice Antonin Scalia’s bizarre dissent. The best part is where he tells the
five judges who voted for equality to go hide their heads “in a bag.”
Cruz, Jindal, Huckabee, and the rest of their gang are in for a
reality check when the 2016 general elections roll around. Their antics
are bound to enrage more voters than they engage.
And the Republican Party and its operatives may well find that
disparaging LGBTQ communities — on top of snubbing Latino, black, and
low-income people — keeps them locked out of the White House.
Most of these conservative rants invoke religious freedom as a
justification for denying same-sex couples the same rights everyone else has.
This gross generalization is baffling. Plenty of faith-based communities
welcome people regardless of their sexual orientation.
These guys should meet my rabbi — and her wife.
Besides, if prominent Republicans are so respectful of organized
religion, why are theyshaking their fists at Pope Francis for demanding climate
action?
Why aren’t they making more noise about the string of fires
destroying southern black churches in the wake of the Charleston
massacre and the national soul-searching it triggered?
Some conservatives get it. They’re imploring GOP leaders to stop
pandering to their base about God, guns, and gays. Unless Republicans realize what Americans
actually want from our leaders in 2015, “they’ll pay the price for decades,”
says Arthur Brooks, president of the generally right-wing American Enterprise
Institute.
When my kids were toddlers, I found long stroller rides a great
way to stave off impassioned outbursts. Sometimes, one or both of them would
conk out before we rolled up to the playground.
Strollers don’t come big enough for even Dennis Kucinich-size presidential candidates. They surely
can’t accommodate Scalia, Clarence Thomas, or Samuel Alito either. So
could someone please hand these guys a pile of crackers and a sippy cup, then
give them all a timeout?
Columnist Emily
Schwartz Greco is the managing editor of OtherWords, a non-profit national
editorial service run by the Institute for Policy Studies. OtherWords.org.