Perhaps
Phil Gramm could run a telethon to support ex-executives shamed for their fat
retirement packages.
I assumed he had zero charitable instincts. In office, he kept
trying to kill safety net programs, such as food assistance: “We’re the only
nation in the world where all our poor people are fat,” Gramm smirkedback in 1981.
But the former lawmaker seems to have developed a new empathy
for people who are demonized. Although he’s now a Wall Street operative, Gramm
returned to Capitol Hill in July to express solidarity with victims of bigotry.
Wow. Was Gramm standing with Black Lives Matter and oppressed
immigrants?
Not at all.
The Texan was testifying against a new rule requiring corporations to reveal the gap between their CEO’s pay and what their workers get. It’s “demagoguery,” Gramm grumped. Then he lurched into the abyss of absurdity by wailing that overpaid corporate chieftains are actually — get this — victims of public bigotry.
“The one form of bigotry that is still allowed in this country
is bigotry against the successful,” the multimillionaire snarled.
To prove this bizarre claim, Gramm cited the specific case of
his buddy, Ed Whiteacre, who retired as CEO of AT&T in 2007. The exec was
widely condemned for grabbing a$158-million retirement package for himself as he went
out the door.
Gramm practically wept as he related the sad story of
Whiteacre’s heartache. The guy was actually underpaid, wailed Gramm: “If
there’s ever been an exploited worker, he was exploited. It was an outrage!”
This was odd, since the former senator had never previously expressed the
slightest concern about exploited workers.
Perhaps Gramm could run a telethon to support ex-executives like
Whiteacre, who suffer such soul-crushing bigotry. Please give till it hurts.
And don’t laugh, for Phil really feels the pain of the rich.
OtherWords
columnist Jim Hightower is a radio commentator, writer, and public speaker.
He’s also editor of the populist newsletter, The Hightower Lowdown. OtherWords.org.