Ted Nugent
Launches Vicious Sexist Attack On Megyn Kelly
What GOP presidential run would be complete without a word
from the right-wing’s favorite nut job, admitted pedophile, gun nut, and
racist, The Nuge? Apparently not this one.
Ted “The Nuge” Nugent appeared on WIBX’s “Keeler in the Morning Wednesday
to defend Donald Trump and make a series of disgusting, sexist comments about
FOX’s Megyn Kelly for going into the “the status quo world.”
According to The Nuge, Kelly asked
Trump an “obnoxious, meaningless, nonsensical, biased question” during last
week’s Fox News debate. During the painful half hour The Nuge said:
I’m a big fan of Donald Trump because I believe in bold, aggressive, unapologetic truth. Period. And I’m not a fan of Megyn Kelly, although I often turn on Fox just to look at her. Sometimes when I’m loading my [gun ammunition] magazines, I like to just look at her. And I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff.
So, The Nuge sits naked on his couch
dropping hot brass shells on his junk? It’s not exactly clear how the shells
got hot, unless Nugent is preheating his bullets before loading them into his
guns. But hey, if Ted Cruz can cook bacon on
the barrel of a gun, I guess Nugent can cook his junk with hot
shells.
At the risk of digressing into an
analysis of what that might look like, never mind the logistics, back to
Nugent’s comments about Megyn Kelly:
I’m afraid the gorgeous, stunning, otherwise professional and tuned-in Megyn Kelly absolutely fell of the cliff of political correctness when she proposed that obnoxious, meaningless, nonsensical, biased question for Donald Trump.
Let’s be clear that when a
Neanderthal like Nugent or any other right-wing mouth breather talks about
their unhappiness with political correctness, they are talking about their “God
given right” to insult people who aren’t lily white and in possession of
anything resembling a penis. Pretty much anything they wouldn’t think twice
about shooting.
Just to illustrate the point,
Nugent, infamous for his controversial
statements, casually went on to reference “Zumba wenches.”
While discussing a SuperBowl ad featuring actress Charlotte McKinney, Nugent
mustered nearly a year’s worth of charm he’s been keeping in reserve, and
referred to her as a “fine-ass, greasy-ass bitch.”
Nugent has been beating the
Trumpmania drum since July, writing in a WorldNetDaily op-ed that Trump
deserved the Medal of Freedom for speaking out against “the professional
political punks in D.C.”:
Donald Trump’s message sings to Americans because he doesn’t play politically correct brain-dead games. He calls them like he sees them. That’s refreshing to millions of Americans who believe political correctness is a public cancer that has eroded free speech and everything else good about America…I dare anybody to show me one word from Trump that isn’t accurate. What sort of denial gagged liar denies that our country is being invaded by drugrunners[sic], murderers and rapists? What sort of denial gagged liar could possibly believe Trump meant legal immigrants? GOP, your very existence is on the line here. Show some honesty or you’re done.
No interview with Nugent would be
complete without a gushing self-adulatory commentary, so he congratulated
himself for his huge Facebook following, adding, “What I reek of is
self-evident truth, logic and common sense.”
He then added that his
millions of followers actually wanted him to run for president because he was
“like Donald Trump on steroids.”
That and his proclivity to
spill hot brass on his junk.
Richard Zombeck is a freelance
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