The
question is whether the GOP is a serious party?
But lately
it’s been about bigger things like guns, wars and the stupidity of the
Republican Party.
Yesterday
was the anniversary of the ratification of the Bill of Rights, a document that
gave me the right to call Sarah Palin a bitch (1st Amendment) and idiots the
right to own guns (2nd Amendment).
And
it’s hard for me to cherish my right to free speech while chastising others for
reveling in their right to bear arms.
Of
course, there’s just one little problem with that. There is supposed be a
little something called a “well-regulated militia” bearing those arms.
Instead
what we’ve got is a bunch of unregulated bigots. In their delusional belief that
guns make us all more safe, the NRA has succeeded in its self-fulfilling
prophecy of creating a world filled with more guns. No one seems to ever
consider the idea that a world with fewer guns might make for a world that
needs fewer guns.
After
all, Merry Christmas doesn’t exactly evoke images of the birth of
Jesus as much as it does a fat man in a red suit with a bag of toys.
Realizing that counting down the number of shopping days to his birthday
might be a little off-putting to Jesus, I think I’ll gladly stick with my Happy Holidays regardless of some
haughty born-agains desire to hear Merry Christmas.
But
what I find most confusing these days is the Republican Party’s constant
insistence that banning Muslims and Mexicans is not a Republican value and that
Donald Trump’s extreme views are not representative of the GOP.
Funny.
Maybe in their efforts to roll back the Voting Rights Act, Republicans
have forgotten that votes actually mean something, and currently the one
Republican counting the most votes wants to ban Muslims and Mexicans.
Sometimes
you might not like where you end up, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t actually
there. Like it or not, the place they have landed is a debate stage
filled with angry politicians calling for more wars.
And
Trump is what you get when card-carrying NRA members hell bent on wishing
everyone a Merry Christmas are the largest voting bloc in your party. Nine of
the GOP’s finest were debating on that stage but I swear there’s a tree stump
in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ than all of them.
If
you ask me, it’s time for a new party, but sadly nobody asked me. Happy Holidays
everyone. I mean it. Really.