In Meme-Moriam
By Peter Dykstra
for The Daily Climate
This
past weekend, America paused to honor the thousands of men and women who fought
and died to preserve ExxonMobil’s First Amendment rights, and protect it from
the tyranny of justice.
Or
at least that’s the way a lot of Congressional leaders and climate deniers are
playing it.
The
effort to cast Exxon as victim of a cabal between state Attorneys General,
environmentalists, and other ne’er-do-wells followed reports by journalists
from InsideClimate
News, the Los Angeles Times, and
the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism.
They uncovered a howlingly
hypocritical contrast between Exxon’s longtime internal embrace of climate
science and its external support for climate denial.
Decades
ago, Exxon began to ignore its own scientists’ warnings on the prospects for
global disruption from climate change, opting instead to focus on climate
change’s threat to the fossil fuel business model.
Following the pattern set by
tobacco, pesticide, asbestos and tetraethyl lead producers, Exxon circled the
tankers and fought against progress on climate.
And just as Red State Attorneys General massed to assail Obama’s Clean Power Plan, their Blue State counterparts gathered to investigate whether Exxon’s concealing information that could impact public health, the environment, and the economy, constituted criminal behavior.
The A.G. of the U.S. Virgin
Islands subpoenaed forty years’ worth of Exxon records and
hired a major class-action law firm, which seemed to jolt Exxon acolytes into
action.
When
the American conservative media machine kicks into action, it is an awesome
thing, taking no prisoners while apparently serving as a real job-killer for
the fact-checking community.
I
found dozens of opinion pieces, editorials, and unbalanced news stories in the
three-week period from March 31 to April 22, all embracing ExxonMobil’s
trampled free speech rights in the face of investigative reports and meddlesome
Attorneys General.
Curiously,
not a single one of these First Amendment themed tomes made mention of the
years of harassment, threats, bottomless FOIA requests, and Congressional
inquiries targeting actual climate scientists.
The Washington Post ran not one but two Exxon-victim pieces on
April 22 (Happy Earth Day ya'll!!)
From
“mainstream” sources like Bloomberg and USA Today to
movement mouthpieces like the Washington Times and National Review to
countless ideologicalblogs and websites,
the message repeated as if it were spit out of a photocopier.TheWashington
Post ran not one but two Exxon-victim
pieces on April 22 (Happy Earth Day, y’all!)
To
be sure, there were a few creative touches—The Washington Times piece
likened the AGs’ investigation to the Spanish Inquisition, and an earlier piece
in The Federalist posited
a sort of ass-backwards Domino Theory: “The real target is everybody smaller
than Exxon.”
On
May 18, the meme took root in Congress. Lamar Smith, chair of the House Science
Committee and his 12 Republican colleagues sent letters to seventeen Attorneys
General and eight environmental groups demanding “all documents and
communications” between the AG’s and the groups.
The Committee’s
press release asserted its “responsibility to protect the First
Amendment prerogatives of academic institutions, scientists and nonprofit
organizations.” Intentionally or otherwise, they forgot to mention Exxon.
Playing
the world’s second-largest corporation as a victim of Big Climate sounds like a
stretch (I can’t get that “Spanish Inquisition” image out of my head – Bill
McKibben as Torquemada?), but let’s take a walk down Meme-ory Lane and recall
how this business works, and why it’s so noxious.
Energy
poverty: This
one hit Peak Meme in 2015, when a horde of climate deniers made a pilgrimage to
Rome to “advise” Pope Francis that his concern about climate
change would hurt the poor in a most un-Christian way.
It’s
also a favorite of those who would distract from climate change rather than
deny it outright like economist Bjørn Lomborg,
among others. A website backed by Peabody Energy, “Advanced Energy for Life,”
dutifully contrasts the benefits of coal (or “sustainable coal,” as one study
listed on the site puts it) versus the looming menace of renewables.
I’m
not a scientist:
Marco Rubio helped this one take a brisk run
through the headlines in 2014, with former House Speaker John
Boehner and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell close behind.
The
climate is always changing: Rubio again, and several of his rivals in the
2016 race. But Rush Limbaugh
says it best.
Sunspots!! A favorite
of Willie Soon,
the astrophysicist who was discovered to have promised his corporate funders
“deliverables” on his research minimizing human influences on climate.
Climate
scientists are only in it for the money: So says Roy Spencer, a skeptical
climate scientist. While Spencer has said “there is no fingerprint of
human-caused warming,” he bristles when described as a climate “denier,” and
has likened his critics to the Nazis. “Climate scientists need there to be a
problem in order to get funding,” he told an interviewer in 2007. Public
records from the University of Alabama system show Spencer has also avoided
food stamps, with a base salary of
nearly $191,000 in the last full fiscal year.
Polar
Bear politics: Science
has consistently demonstrated that polar bears are at dire risk due to the
decline of Arctic ice cover. While some deny that the ice cover is shrinking,
many have decided despite evidence to the contrary that polar bears are not
only fine, but they’re breeding like hamsters. I wrote about this several
years ago.
I
could go on:
There’s been no global warming in 18 years. Antarctic ice is growing. There’s
global warming on Mars, so it’s not us. It’s us, but it will be awesome to be
able to grow our own mangos in Winnipeg. Carbon dioxide is our friend. Al Gore
and the U.N. are poised to take over the world. But let’s get straight to the
one meme that puts this all in perspective.
The
guys in the barn: In
1998 following the Kyoto climate agreement, a father-son team operating out of
a converted barn in Cave Junction, Oregon, launched the Oregon Petition Project, which purported
to collect tens of thousands of signatures from degree-bearing scientists who
did not believe climate change posed a threat, if it existed at all.
Almost
immediately, Art and Zachary Robinson’s petition came under fire.
The credentialed scientists who signed the petition included one of the Spice
Girls, and nearly the entire cast of the M*A*S*H TV show, along with a British
fellow named Charles Darwin.
They also received a sharp rebuke from the National Academy of Sciences. But as a meme, the Oregon Petition shot to the top, and the Robinsons were climate denial rock stars.
They also received a sharp rebuke from the National Academy of Sciences. But as a meme, the Oregon Petition shot to the top, and the Robinsons were climate denial rock stars.
Nineteen
years later, for some, the petition lives. The liberal website Scholars and
Rogues counted 18 citations of the petition since 2008 on
the conservative news site Newsmax. A Fox News story cited
it just this past week.
So
happy Meme-orial Day, and to all the memes, thank you for your service. I’m
afraid that anyone who thinks climate denial will sacrifice its life any time
soon are in for a disappointment.
And
if you’re headed to the beach for the weekend, good news – it gets a tiny bit
closer to you every year.
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