By
Gryphen in The Immoral
Majority
Courtesy
of GQ:Nothing that Trump says, no damning piece of Trump reportage, and certainly no opinion piece like this one will stop his voters from pulling the lever. Nor will anything stop Trump from being the officious, braindead goon that he is. He will never answer for his crimes, and there’s a frighteningly large portion of the electorate that will always love him for that.
And so I’d just like to say to that portion of the electorate: Fuck you. No, seriously. Go fuck yourselves.
I’m not gonna waste any more time trying to convince you that you’re about to do something you’ll regret forever. I’m not gonna show you old clips of Trump saying rotten things.
I’m not gonna
try to ANNIHILATE Trump by showing you records of his hypocrisy and greed. I’m
not gonna link to a John Oliver clip and be like, “THIS. So much this.”
Nothing’s gonna
take down Trump at this point, so I’m not gonna bother. No no, this post is for
ME. I am preaching to the sad little choir in my soul here.
Because while Trump is a miserable bastard, YOU are the people who have handed him the bullhorn.
Because while Trump is a miserable bastard, YOU are the people who have handed him the bullhorn.
YOU are the people willing to embarrass this nation and put it on the brink of economic ruin all because you wanna throw an electoral hissy fit.
YOU are the
people who want to revolutionize the way America does business by voting for
its worst businessman, a disgusting neon pig who only makes money when he
causes problems for other people instead of solving them.
YOU are the
thin-skinned yokels who clutch your bandoliers whenever someone hurls the
mildest of slurs at you (“deplorables”), while cheering Trump on as he leaves a
bonfire of truly hateful invective everywhere he goes.
YOU are the
people willing to overlook the fact that Trump is an unqualified, ignorant
sociopath because DURRRR HILLARY IS BAD TOO DURRRR.
You know what? No, she’s not. She’s fine. I lived through one Clinton, and I can live through another. My reasons for hating Trump are better than your reasons for hating Hillary. Show me all the arguments against her you like.
You know what? No, she’s not. She’s fine. I lived through one Clinton, and I can live through another. My reasons for hating Trump are better than your reasons for hating Hillary. Show me all the arguments against her you like.
You guys don’t
give a shit about facts and research when it comes to Trump, so I’m not gonna
give a shit about whatever clumsy meme you cook up to explain why she did
Benghazi. Nope. Sorry. Fuck your arguments, and fuck you.
Trump has shown
no respect for anyone, so I don’t see why you deserve any either. Whatever
mildly frustrating centrist liberal bureaucracy that Hillary presides over will
be fine compared to the spray tan mushroom cloud that would arise all because
YOU thought Trump was such a brave, un-PC dickhead to everyone within shouting
distance.
There is more, quite a bit more actually, but I will let you go over to GQ, give them the clicks, and read it yourself.
And I really think you should because it is very cathartic to do so.
And also because this guy is absolutely right.
Donald Trump's candidacy is indeed the fault of the least educated, most racist, most mind-numbingly gullible bunch of idiots in the entire country.
And once this election is over, and Trump is forever defined as the loser we all know him to be, we need to get very, very serious about improving education in this country, and possible getting all of those brain cell killing reality show, like the Apprentice, off of our TVs.
Because we really need to make sure this never happens again.
There is more, quite a bit more actually, but I will let you go over to GQ, give them the clicks, and read it yourself.
And I really think you should because it is very cathartic to do so.
And also because this guy is absolutely right.
Donald Trump's candidacy is indeed the fault of the least educated, most racist, most mind-numbingly gullible bunch of idiots in the entire country.
And once this election is over, and Trump is forever defined as the loser we all know him to be, we need to get very, very serious about improving education in this country, and possible getting all of those brain cell killing reality show, like the Apprentice, off of our TVs.
Because we really need to make sure this never happens again.