The scariest thing about
Halloween was the Jack O’ Lantern in the Oval Office or maybe it was the White
Sheets. #DumpTrump
Helen Philpot from Margaret and Helen, Best Friends for
Sixty Years and Counting…
What
the hell is happening? Nazi’s are fine people. Russia poked me on Facebook. The
Real Housewives of Trump Tower are fighting over who’s the real First Lady. And
now the Civil War wasn’t about slavery. Has everyone gone insane?
We
had an opportunity to have an honest conversation about racism and once again
Trump screwed it up. Those football players are kneeling for a reason and it
has nothing to do with the flag.
And
then we had an opportunity to have an honest conversation about gun violence
and once again the Republican Party made it about… turned it into… changed the
topic to… wait a minute. They didn’t do anything. They just left it hanging out
there. It’s just bat shit crazy if you ask me.
And
now we are debating the civil war? Again? I know for damn sure we had that
conversation a long time ago and it ended with freeing the slaves and a dead
president. Compromise? John Kelly says it was about lack of compromise?
General
Kelly, with all due respect, what was the acceptable compromise? The
South could keep the slaves, but they had to give them weekends off? My
God is anyone in the Trump White House not a racist? They’ve got more
white sheets than a Motel 6 in Pulaski, Tennessee.
The
other day I saw John Kasich on TV talking about his dissatisfaction with the
Republican Party and I thought maybe we could find something to agree upon. But
then he said that he had no idea what Democrats stood for and I was reminded
that Kasich is still an asshat.
Mr.
Kasich here is what Democrats stand for. It’s not a secret.
· > Affordable
healthcare for all. Period.
· > Common
sense gun control because you don’t need an assault rifle to kill a deer.
· > Immigration
reform.
· > Equal
pay for equal work.
· > A
woman can be trusted to make her own healthcare decisions.
· > Sex
education reduces unintended pregnancies.
· > Love
is color blind and gender neutral.
· > Global
warming is not a Chinese hoax even though Trump has more chins than a Chinese
phone book. (Was that racist or just a clever play on the word chin
being Chen is the 5th most common Chinese surname? Actually it was a joke
about Trump being a fatass which has nothing to do with global warming unless
you count the amount of gas Trump releases from his fat ass daily. Surely
there is a scientist who can tell us what harm that is causing. You know
what? Never mind. Just get us back into the damn Paris Climate
Agreement. That’s what I meant to say, really. )
· > Happy
Holidays is a lovely thing to say to someone when you want them to have a Happy
Holiday.
· > Every
child should have access to a quality education.
· > College
should be affordable.
· > Coal
is stupid. (see Chen reference above)
· > Slavery
was bad.
· > Nazi’s
are not fine people.
· > Trump
is a moron. (Which makes Rex Tillerson an honorary Democrat)
I’m
sure I’ve left a few things out, but I think that’s a pretty good list to
start. And I imagine if you read the comments below, you’ll learn a few more
things we Democrats stand for.
I
think the real question is what do Republicans stand for?
Because
it appears they stand for greed, racism and coal.
I’m
not sure if you know this, but Donald Trump Jr. tweets bullshit about as well
as his father. Last night he tweeted out a picture of his adorable daughter
with her Halloween candy. He commented that he was going to make her give half of
it away to children who didn’t go out because “it’s never to [sic] late to teach her about socialism.”
Now
I don’t know about you, but where I come from a child giving away half of her
candy to other kids is called sharing and it’s a very charitable thing to
do. But bless their hearts, the Trumps know nothing about charity.
Maybe
it would be a better lesson to have her get 99% of the candy and just wait to
see how long it takes for some of it to trickle down to the poor kids she hangs
out with.
Or
better yet, have her pledge to give 25,000 pieces of it to a Gold Star Father and
then forget to do it.
Oh.
I know. Teach her to take the candy from other children and then give it
away herself so she can tell everyone how charitable she is and maybe take a
tax deduction and then hide her tax returns.
When
I was a little girl, if you ran into someone like Donald Trump or Donald Trump
Jr. you would conclude that they were not right in the head.
Now
I have a feeling that little expression is no longer politically correct, but
in this case, it is medically correct so I could stand by it.
Instead,
I’ll try not to offend anyone and just say that Donald Trump is not normal, and
I don’t mean that in a good way. He’s about 9 eggs short of a
dozen. A small fries shy of a Happy Meal. A Saturday devoid
of a weekend.
He’s
only got one oar in the water. If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow
his nose. So dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions
written on the heel… Awe hell. The man’s an idiot and so is his son, Slow
Donnie.
Might
I remind all of you Republicans out there that your candidates insulted
one another’s wives and compared penis size. And then you went and elected the
disgusting one who admits to assaulting women. Last time I checked, Democrats
didn’t nominate Harvey Weinstein.
I’m
a little tired of everyone trying to make sense out of this President. He ain’t
right in the head. I mean it really.