Karma Reaches Out and
Smacks Trump
By Samuel Warde
Trump’s legal team – if you can call it that – turns out to be no match for Robert Mueller and his team of crack lawyers and investigators.
Former criminal investigator and
criminal defense attorney, Seth Abramson, weighed in on Trump’s problems
regarding legal representation earlier this week, followed up by a detailed
analysis of Trump’s defenselessness by Slate.
Abramson’s Analysis
As Abramson tweeted,
“Trump effectively has no lawyers: (1) McGahn is a witness against him. (2) He
no longer trusts Cobb and discusses firing him. (3) Dowd resigned. (4) DiGenova
and Toensing chose not to join the team. (5) Sekulow is more activist than
lawyer. (6) Cohen is mired in scandal.”
“Trump faces the biggest hurdle to the continuation of a presidency since Teapot Dome, and does so without effective legal counsel. That’s dangerous for the nation—as it means he’ll rely on radical advisors like Bolton, who’ll give him non-legal avenues to escape his problems.”
Continuing, Abramson discussed
Trump’s well-known problem with hiring and retaining attorneys:
“Dowd was Trump’s *personal*
attorney (unlike Cobb and McGahn) and has now left the legal
team—reportedly—because Trump no longer listens to him. That unwillingness to
receive legal advice and follow it has led a veritable parade of Washington’s
best lawyers to turn Trump down.
“Emmet Flood turned Trump down. Ted
Olsen turned Trump down. Media reports say several top D.C. firms have turned
him down. And now we find that—after Jay Sekulow said they’d represent
Trump—Joe DiGenova and Victoria Toensing have turned him down, too. It’s
humiliating for him.
“Things are so bad that Trump is now tweeting about his inability to find an attorney, coming up with ridiculous excuses for why no one will represent him. This underscores how humiliated he is by the legal community’s abandonment of him and how serious he knows this issue is.”
As if all of that isn’t bad enough,
Abramson goes on to note that: “Michael Cohen, Trump’s fixer, has never been
much of a lawyer—to be candid, he is very bad at what he does—and mostly exists
in Trump’s orbit to threaten people with lawsuits that he himself would be too
incompetent by half to ever credibly write, file, or litigate. It’s sad.”
Defenseless
Slate offered their own assessment of Trump’s lack of ability to defend himself against
Robert Mueller on Thursday.
They began their analysis noting
that: “Trump desperately needs a crack legal team. But his lawyers are no match
for Mueller, and no sane attorney would join them now.”
Slate reported that:
[Trump] has no lawyers capable of
representing him as he navigates Robert Mueller’s ever more perilous Russia
probe.
Last Thursday, John Dowd, one of the
president’s personal attorneys, resigned in part because Trump would
not take his advice. On Sunday, we were told that Trump’s newest potential
attorney, Joe diGenova—who frequently pretends to be Trump’s lawyer on Fox News
and has championed the “deep state/witch hunt” narrative Trump so
enjoys—will not be able to work for the president due to a conflict of
interest.
[…]
Alan Dershowitz, says he is
retired and has no interest in joining the team. On Monday, Dan K. Webb,
another big-name criminal defense lawyer, turned down the president’s
overtures, as did one of Webb’s law partners.
And Ted Olson didn’t just decline the opportunity to serve on Trump’s legal team: The Republican wonder-lawyer also told Andrea Mitchell that the “turmoil” in the White House was “not good for anything,” then revealed to Mother Jones’ David Corn that nobody in D.C. appeared keen to take a White House gig.
On Wednesday, CNN piled on, reporting that major D.C. firms are staying far away; Talking Points Memo’s Josh Marshall posits that female partners may be behind those firms’ no-Trump policies.
And Ted Olson didn’t just decline the opportunity to serve on Trump’s legal team: The Republican wonder-lawyer also told Andrea Mitchell that the “turmoil” in the White House was “not good for anything,” then revealed to Mother Jones’ David Corn that nobody in D.C. appeared keen to take a White House gig.
On Wednesday, CNN piled on, reporting that major D.C. firms are staying far away; Talking Points Memo’s Josh Marshall posits that female partners may be behind those firms’ no-Trump policies.
After more discussion regarding
Trump’s inability to hire adequate legal representation Slate reported
that:
The ongoing and increasingly
worrying problem for Trump is that he has lived for so long in the world
of rich-man business-mogul law that his conception of lawyers and
lawyering is badly skewed.
He genuinely believes that attorneys like Michael Cohen—who is now embroiled in a wrestling match with a pugnacious Stormy Daniels and her lawyer—and Marc Kasowitz—who has represented Trump in litigation ranging from his divorce and bankruptcy proceedings to the Trump University lawsuit—can handle any type of legal proceeding.
He genuinely believes that attorneys like Michael Cohen—who is now embroiled in a wrestling match with a pugnacious Stormy Daniels and her lawyer—and Marc Kasowitz—who has represented Trump in litigation ranging from his divorce and bankruptcy proceedings to the Trump University lawsuit—can handle any type of legal proceeding.
[…]
The only legal system Trump can
comprehend—and the only legal system the Cohens and the Kasowitzes are good at
navigating—is one that consists entirely of loopholes and workarounds. That
system, which runs on threats and intimidation and huge sums of cash, has
made a lot of men who look and sound like Donald Trump obscenely wealthy. It
is, like it or lump it, the American way.
However, as Slate reported:
Robert Mueller doesn’t practice rich
white guy law, and he didn’t cut his teeth in Alito Land. He comes from Serious
Criminal Law Land, which adheres to precedents and principles over and above
what powerful men can contract around.
Mueller, James Comey, Rod Rosenstein, Andrew McCabe, and the myriad lawyers who have said “no” to Donald Trump are, on balance, Republicans and small-c conservatives. But they don’t believe the rule of law exists to enrich their bosses, and they don’t believe you can buy or bully your way out of that fact.
Mueller, James Comey, Rod Rosenstein, Andrew McCabe, and the myriad lawyers who have said “no” to Donald Trump are, on balance, Republicans and small-c conservatives. But they don’t believe the rule of law exists to enrich their bosses, and they don’t believe you can buy or bully your way out of that fact.
Abramson had similar observations,
tweeting that:
Michael Cohen, Trump’s fixer, has
never been much of a lawyer—to be candid, he is very bad at what he does—and
mostly exists in Trump’s orbit to threaten people with lawsuits that he himself
would be too incompetent by half to ever credibly write, file, or litigate.
It’s sad.
Conclusion
Abramson concluded his analysis
tweeting:
The reason Trump not having a real
legal team is a major national news story is that the war with North Korea (and
possibly Iran) that Bolton wants—has long wanted—would possibly forestall
Trump’s legal woes slightly, so he might take military advice in lieu of legal
advice.
Simple fact: the inability of the most powerful man in the world to secure adequate legal representation as he’s facing the gravest downfall of a political figure in American history is a huge national news story—and a national security issue—and must be covered as such.
Simple fact: the inability of the most powerful man in the world to secure adequate legal representation as he’s facing the gravest downfall of a political figure in American history is a huge national news story—and a national security issue—and must be covered as such.
Slate concluded their piece,
reporting that:
Why wouldn’t serious criminal
lawyers rush to take a seat at Trump’s counsel table?
One after the other has said that the notion of representing a man who doesn’t take legal advice, insists he is his own master legal tactician, and is likely to fire you at 5 a.m. in a tweet is not a smart career move…. Lawyers, especially inside-the-Beltway lawyers, trade in decades long relationships that put courts and law before any one case.
The prospect of blowing up a lifetime of professional goodwill for a three-week stint working for a ticking time bomb of potential liability probably isn’t an attractive prospect.
One after the other has said that the notion of representing a man who doesn’t take legal advice, insists he is his own master legal tactician, and is likely to fire you at 5 a.m. in a tweet is not a smart career move…. Lawyers, especially inside-the-Beltway lawyers, trade in decades long relationships that put courts and law before any one case.
The prospect of blowing up a lifetime of professional goodwill for a three-week stint working for a ticking time bomb of potential liability probably isn’t an attractive prospect.
Bob Bauer, who served as White House
counsel in the Obama era, told us that lawyers “are understandably wary of
Trump as a client: he has unreasonable expectations (Fire Mueller! Tell
Sessions to ignore the recusal rules!), he abuses them verbally,
interviews their replacements behind their backs, and to top it off, the kind
of lawyer he likes should be prepared to advance personal funds and tell tall
tales to cover up extramarital trysts.”
Bauer added that, on the pro side, “it is probably a memorable professional experience.” Also, “they might even get the chance to testify before a grand jury.”
Bauer added that, on the pro side, “it is probably a memorable professional experience.” Also, “they might even get the chance to testify before a grand jury.”
Perhaps that’s the simplest answer
to the mystery of Trump’s missing lawyers. Work for the president, and you
might soon wind up in front of a grand jury getting grilled by Bob Mueller.
That might make for exceptional reality television. It doesn’t look so good on
a résumé.