Let
the Great Logo Race for Trump's Idiotic Space Force Begin...
Supporters of
President Donald Trump were invited by the "Trump Make America Great
Committee" on Thursday to vote on their favorite logo design for the
president's "ridiculous," "wasteful," and
"idiotic" Space Force, but as it turned out many
people across the internet were unsatisfied with the choices provided.
But is Space Force
just a ruse? A distraction? A con?
No one but defense
contractors and their accountants knows why America needs a Space Force.
But moments
after announcing the new U.S. military branch,
the Trump campaign gave us a hint at this arguably idiotic idea’s
true purpose: Lining the campaign’s pockets.
At this point, it’s a
tired cliché to claim the president is just trying to distract us from his
scandals when he does something really stupid.
As we speak, he’s
trying to make it easier to poison
our kids, his secretary of commerce appears to be a
world class grifter, his former campaign manager is probably going to jail for
what can best be described as “crimes,” and he can’t stop building
an obstruction of justice case against himself.
That’s just stuff that
happened this week.
But no, I don’t
believe the Space Force initiative—which will only happen if Congress funds
it—is a calculated distraction.
It appears to be more of
a fundraising con game.
According to Space.com, "Only Trump's campaign
donors can officially vote for a logo via the email sent directly from
the Trump Make America Great Again Committee."
But it was too late.
The race for the great Space Force logo was already underway.
Editor's
note: Obvious Catch-22. This is so dumb and Trump wins every time you write
about Space Force. See more logos by searching "Space Force Logo"
on Twitter.
Continue to see more contenders.
Continue to see more contenders.