Friday, March 27, 2020

Hand-washing guide from Fake Science

Image may contain: possible text that says 'EASY HAND WASHING GUIDE! Stay clean and happy! It's time to eat. Run your hands under water for thirty seconds and use soap too! to be safe, give them another quick wash. Scrub under dry off. Hmm, dirty. Wash your hands for minutes. towel might be germy? feel bath 48 standing ofbath, then Take Bath looks another bath with bleach. Body hair dirty. Remove all hair until completely smooth. Get rid of germy eyebrows. Lock bathroom so contaminants enter. hard Brillo so the flakes don't Eyelashes! You got the eyebrows, eyelashes? Eliminate them. Now. repeat. collect get 10.'
From Fake Science, where Donald Trump gets all his science info
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