You simply CANNOT make this stuff up
It’s a summer camp for kids — but with a disturbing
corporate twist. Some outlets of Chick-fil-A, the fast food chicken chain, are
now promoting a summer camp where children as young as 5 can learn “how to be a
Chick-fil-A worker.”
Isn’t this fun? The corporation says that while the
chickadees won’t actually be doing the work of regular employees, they will
learn how to “take orders, deliver orders, make drinks, and be a
hostess.”
Of course, the little campers don’t get paid — indeed their families must pay to let the company give them an early dose of the good ol’ American work ethic and a “behind-the-scenes look” inside the hierarchical corporate order.
You can’t start ‘em too young on these life lessons! The
kiddos do get compensated, sort of, with their very own Chick-fil-A nametag and
t-shirt.
Okay, this is not the Dickensian dystopia of
19th century England… but is that our modern standard? There is nothing
wrong with kids working. But 5-year-olds?
When I was a pre-teen, I helped out with my father’s small business and on my Aunt Eula’s farm. I wasn’t learning how to be indoctrinated into the corporate culture of low-wage franchises. Rather, I was learning to help the family and how to contribute to the larger community.
My
reward was not merely a token stipend, but a recognition that I
belonged – that I had a role and was valued as part of that
community. People didn’t need a corporate name tag to know who I was.
There’s so much more that an $11 billion nationwide giant like Chick-fil-A could do for the communities that provide its profits. Can’t they think of anything less selfish than promoting a fast-food future for children?
OtherWords columnist Jim
Hightower is a radio commentator, writer, and public speaker.
This op-ed was distributed by OtherWords.org.